Never have I ever

Observed an ostrich ostracizing opponents, obsessing over obligatory obeisance, openly operating as oligarch while ogling the openness of water

Or

Witnessed a willow worshiping wealth, wreaking wastefulness, willfully weakening women’s welfare whilst weighing ways to be earth

Have you?

And yet…

Never have I ever

Eyed egrets electing evil, emitting erroneous emotions, endorsing elimination, evoking existential evocativeness expecting to be fire

Or

Found felines fracturing femininity, fictitiously functioning, fabricating freedom from felonies, fueling fundamentally fucked foundations,  finagling to be air

Have you?

And yet…

Never have I ever

Approached an arborvitae, avoiding accountability, abhorrently aversive,  appropriating activities aligned to another, attempting to be an owl

Or

Paddled upon a platypus pitifully pontificating purchase power of posing political players praying to be an elephant

Have you?

And yet….

And yet…